I doubt anyone will read this, but writing about it makes me feel a bit better. A couple days ago, I saw something strange. Something... not quite human. I stood there, in my living room, staring out the window at it for at least five minutes. It just stood there, staring back at me. I was transfixed. I somehow managed to pull myself away long enough to get a picture of it.
There's only one thing bugging me right now... What the hell is this?